06.09.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 3:01 pm by Oscar
Hi folks … Oscar here. Somehow this blog got toasted so here it is again.
My person (the doctor) the-one-who-fills-my-bowl has arguably lost it. But — says he has a good reason for the specials going on right now at his office.
He wants people to know it’s perfectly okay to have Fraxel and SmartLipo, the fillers and Botox, Laser Hair Removal … done in the summer!
So, he’s making it worth your while. Just to prove that point.
Here’s the deal:
First — Fraxel and Laser Hair Removal series have undergone a massive price roll-back for the summer.
JUMP on that like I would a mouse. (I’m a cat — deal — besides, mice are delicious.)
AND — if you want a FREE Fraxel (has a nice ring, doesn’t it?) then just invest in any area of SmartLipo and you’ll get one — just because. 
This just in: the first 10 people doing the SmartLipo - Free Fraxel thing in each of June, July, and August also can have one session of all-you-need Botox.
Man — he’s giving away the store.
Then to top it off … he’s lowered the cost for those of you needing multiple syringes of filler (Juvederm Ultra and Restylane).
Lavonne — his Director — already blogged about the product sale.
Want an unusual image? Picture the doctor in front of his bathroom mirror putting glop on his face. I see it every morning ’cause I’m sitting in the other sink watching him.
Now, if a guy can be persuaded to do this — the stuff must work pretty well.
And the stuff’s on sale!! Grab all you can while he’s in this mood.
Anything else? Here’s what you do — send me comments on what you want — doesn’t matter — I’ve got thick skin — kinda’ furry — but I’ll listen to anything.
I’ve also got the doctors ear … he listens to me.
Later ladies and dudes,
Oscar
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05.23.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 4:56 am by Oscar
Oscar here,
Been away on a hiatus — had to get used to new digs. My person (the doctor) and I moved to a very cool new place … lots of windows for me to guard the fortress from.
I haven’t forgotten my loyal readers though — love to keep in touch.
Met a new cat online the other day — okay so I’m neutered — get used to it — still like new friends.
Her name is Addy (not a bad looking kitty if I do say so myself) and her person is Amy at New Beauty magazine.
My person and his practice are going to be featured in New Beauty in July.
Now is that cool or what?
Stay tuned for more … gotta go patrol.
Oscar
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04.19.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 6:21 am by Oscar
Oscar here!
Okay — don’t usually do this — but my person, Dr. Fairfield asked me to let you in on an upcoming event. I’ll do my best.
It’s all about finding more people who are just like his regular clients. He likes them so much he wants more just like them!
I tell it like it is!
Okay — here’s the scoop. I have one you know — right near my litter box. Oops — getting off track.
On Wednesday, April 30 from 1:00 PM to 7:00 PM the Center for Aesthetics will close for a special event called the Botox Spring Fling. (No — they’re not going to fling Botox!)
YOU will have the chance to schedule an appointment and get Botox — any and all sites for … 10% OFF. It get’s better (and here’s where friends come in.)
IF you bring one friend who’s new to the practice — both of you get your Botox for … 15% OFF. Yeah … it gets even better ….
IF you bring two or more friends you all get Botox for … a whopping 25% OFF.
How ’bout them apples?
Oh — almost forgot. Everyone also gets a Gift Certificate for $100 OFF Juvederm Ultra filler for use later. Don’t want or need it? Give it to another friend as a gift from you!
Here’s my favorite part.
They’re serving FOOD. And wine and other cool drinks. Don’t know what they are – water’s fine by me — but you know humans.
Anybody want in on this? It’s by appointment! And they’re filling up fast.
If you snooze you lose. Mmmm … snooze … I feel one coming on.
Last point: call 215-361-5030 and tell ‘em Oscar said you and your 3 friends (just made that up — but why not) want to come and snag your appointment right now.
Wrinkle free for the upcoming summer at a bangin’ price.
Doesn’t get any better than this.
Unless you like cat food … wonder what’s in my bowl?
Later ladies,
Oscar
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03.26.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 5:34 am by Oscar
My person, the doctor, learned a valuable lesson this morning.
Never work with super glue, wipe up the excess with kleenex, then absentmindedly blow your nose with the same kleenex.
Even I know that — and I’m a cat!
Hope he doesn’t go to the office like that — looks like a harbor seal, BIG whiskers and all.
Actually, he’s really smart … really … no really.
Oscar
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03.15.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 11:35 am by Oscar
Hi — Oscar here.
Been a while since I’ve blogged — distracted by all the new birds on the lawn lately. My person (the doctor) put a bell on me so the birds are safe. But I sure can give ‘em a good scare!
Did you read my person’s blog on SmartLipo? It’s all true. I know ’cause HE had it done — by his staff … with his help.
Gotta believe it didn’t hurt — he really did it to himself to show his staff how it’s done — then they finished the job.
He was back to work the next day with a full schedule. I asked him how it felt. He said, “Not any worse than a good workout at the gym!” He seemed fine afterward.
I hate to say it — he was thin anyway — but now what used to hang over his belt is gone, caput — forever.
Humans … gotta love ‘em!
Love y’all,
Oscar
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02.24.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 1:00 pm by Oscar
Wow … a celebration just for me, Oscar. I’ve licked myself to fur-perfection and am ready to watch. Gotta catch up on my sleep first …
Yes, I sleep in a perfect oval.
Now, I really know the Oscar’s all about movies — which I watch if there’s enough red color. Hear there’s a lot of show prep amongst the ladies.
Bet you have an upcoming event you’d like to shine for too.
Photos don’t lie, you know.
My person (the doctor) does the same stuff the celeb’s get — only he doesn’t leave you looking like a mannequin — all plastic.
Trust me, the real Oscar, you’ll look natural!
See you tonight!
Oscar
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02.12.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 4:25 am by Oscar
Oscar here. Don’t quite get the flap about fat removal but my person (the doctor) has it licked.
He’s been removing fat right and left on all sorts of people, ages all over the map.
One lady went shopping right after having her tummy fat removed! Can you believe it!
He does it with a new laser called SmartLipo, carefully sculpting away fat that people can’t get rid of with dieting (yuck) and exercise (double yuck — I’m a cat!)
He even had it done — by his staff … with his help. Had a full schedule of clients the very next day — didn’t even bat an eye — said he was in no discomfort at all.
Now, I’m fat and lovin’ it — but if I was a human — I’d be all over this in a flash.
It’s not expensive, it’s permanent, and his clients are amazed at how trim they look afterward.
What will he think of next?
All this talk about fat has made me hungry … gotta go check my bowl,
Later,
Oscar
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01.30.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 5:51 am by Oscar
My person, the doctor, wrote about time saving SmartLipo the other day. What he didn’t say was nearly all procedures you could benefit from are configured to save you time.
He knows you are busy!
So here’s our promise to you ….
We’ll help you get it done — whatever you want — off your “To Do” list — as quickly and easily as possible.
There’s still plenty of time to revolutionize the way you look before spring and summmer … before graduations and weddings — well, you get the idea.
Let’s do this!
Tell him I sent you.
Oscar-the-Beautiful
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01.14.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 6:05 am by Oscar
You’ve read my person’s (the doctor) post about his SmartLipo procedure. He’s just fine, by the way — a lot trimmer than I am.
What amazes me is he has his staff perform most of the procedures they offer on him — either first, or at least very early on — before offering them to you, his clients. Says it helps him understand what to say it’s like!
And he needs all the help he can get too! I think he’s about 150 years old by now — doesn’t look a day over 48.
He really cares about his clients is all I can say. So does his staff — they all look forward to going in to the office to help people transform their self confidence, get new images, to start over in life, or just to look younger — to look their best.
Wonder what he’s going to do next?
See ya’
Oscar
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12.17.07
Posted in Uncategorized at 6:42 am by Oscar
My person, the doctor, just wrote a blog about not scratching! How horrible.
Imagine a life devoid of the pleasures of scratching — especially that little spot — just behind the ear.
Scratching ranks right up there with shredding furniture and the food can-lid snap sound — all good.
But then — you humans don’t have fur protecting your skin from drying out.
Okay doc — I’ll give you a pass on this one.
Scratch on!
Oscar
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