Listen up — I know I like being a “plus sized” cat — but some of you don’t like the extra bulges (or so I’m told by my person, the doctor).
He just brought in this nifty new laser that eradicates unwanted fat in places I didn’t know existed. Actually, If you walked properly on all fours like me you wouldn’t even see the stuff. But that’s another topic for another day.
Here’s the list my personn gave me:
Neck fat.
Love handles … wonder what those are?
Saddle bags … even my horse friends don’t like those.
Bra fat! Okay — you’ve got me there.
Arm fat — loose hangy thingies.
Thigh fat.
Tummy fat … well, you get the idea — any fat not going away with diet (yuck) and exercise. I have an excuse — too many sunbeams to sleep in — exercise is off my list.
The laser is in — and he’s doing cases. He tells me of the amazing results of fat gone and no loose skin after which is the HUGE benefit of this laser.
And it’s done in his office — under local anesthesia.
Okay, I’ve done my part — now you know. He told me his available time slots are filling up fast, so if you want in you’d better call for a consultation… 215-361-5030.
This writing is exhausting and my paws keep hitting two keys at once. Time for a snooze.
Later,
Oscar
